HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

How many times have you walked into a store this holiday season, gritted your teeth, and replied "just looking. No. Juuust looking."

Can we please do some research to find out if customer harassment boosts sales? Maybe it does. Overeager retail associates make me want to hightail it from Neiman Marcus' Needless Markups to a low-pressure TJ Maxx. Don't be surprised if your gifts from me have that overstock glow! :)