BRIGHT LIGHTS, WIG CITY

Comedian Chris Rock is outing black women everywhere! Why Chris, why?

Women put more money into decorating their heads than they do into decorating their homes. 50% of Americans over age 25 dye their hair. Hair is a multi BILLION dollar industry. Imagine if we put this type of money and effort into freeing Tibet or saving Darfur!

No, never mind. That wouldn't be fun.

MEN LIKE BOOBS, NOT BOBS

Chris Rock argues that men don't care about women's hair. I disagree. Men may not sit around and talk about the amount of bounce in a girl's curls, but they notice these things. I can run errands with my hair in a pony tail and it's like I'm invisible. Go out later in the exact same outfit with a well-done 'do, and the male reaction is completely different. 'Splain that, Mr. Rock! Just 'cause it's more fun to talk about rear buns than hair buns, doesn't mean guys don't notice.

CHARM & CHOP

I know you city girls are familiar with the ol' bait and switch! You clip, cut, curl and dye. You straighten and lengthen, perm and press. Then once you find a guy and seal the deal, you chop off all your stressful strands. New wives seem to think of it as a liberating right of passage. For men, it's a sign that the honeymoon is officially over.

Hate to tell you this, but guys are on to us! Before long guys are going to start writing 'no chop' clauses into prenups. No worries, though. A woman can be totally bald one day and she can sport red ringlets the next.

Extensions and wigs and weaves, oh, my!

ARE YOU GOING TO SEE CHRIS ROCK'S NEW DOC, GOOD HAIR?